Let’s admit it. Ottawa is preceded by a reputation of being a boring, governmental town. You can only believe this until you meet Jeff. Jeff has Ottawa tattooed on his heart, right next to the Senators’ logo. If I’d never had any biology class, I’d think water from the Rideau Canal was running through his veins. Jeff is so in love with his town that he’ll make you question everything you thought you knew and consider moving to Ottawa. Here are 9 things you should know about Jeff:
1.Jeff is the assistant-manager at the HI-Ottawa Jail Hostel.
Just like Doctor Strange, he casts spells and uses magic to overcome the dark side. In this case, the hostel’s ghosts. True story.
2. Jeff was a model.
A child model, obviously.
3. You would never believe it, but Jeff traveled all over South America.
Although part of me still think he made that up.
4. Jeff’s favorite pizza place in the WHOLE WORLD is Colonnade Pizza.
I suspect his parents own the place.
5. Jeff also likes burgers.
Especially Chez Lucien‘s.
6. Jeff has a total bromance with this guy.
We think it’s the guns.
7. Jeff put on earth an adorable little human being who makes all the girls go “Awwwwww”.
Plus, he seems to be a pretty awesome dad.
9. Jeff will relentlessly argue that Ottawa’s nightlife is better than Montreal’s.
If that’s not blind love, I don’t know what is.